A Vision of Yankee Hell
Published on April 3, 2005 By Larry Kuperman In Sports & Leisure
Last year saw a cataclysmic event, inconceivable yet real.

The Red Sox beat the Yankees in what was arguably the greatest comeback in baseball history. They lost the first three games of the playoffs and then swept the next four. They answered Pedro Martinez' question "Who's your daddy?" with ninth inning homeruns. Then they went on to sweep the Cardinals.

Babe Ruth's ghost failed to put in an appearance and no balls went through Bill Buckner's legs. As always, the rivalry was bitter.

And tonight the Red Sox play the Yankees as the defending World champions. (When you use that word for sports teams, are you supposed to spell it "Champeens?")

I waited all off-season for the world to end, but that doesn't seem to have happened.

The teams are restocked, with the Yankees having picked up Randy "the Big Unit" Johnon and the Red Sox having replaced Pedro in the rotation with ex-Yankee (and ex-several other teams) David Wells.

Now usually when I pick a baseball team, I go with the one with the highest percentage of steroid users. That would be the Yankees with Jason Giambi. (Kidding, I was just kidding!)

But I ask the JU faithful, who, if you actually care, do you like?

Comments
on Apr 03, 2005
I don't get it. Baseball steals the soul, if there be such a thing; at a minimum, it distracts one's attention from freeing oneself from the capitalist yoke; the yoke that enslaves the soul, humanity's collective soul.

Forget Baseball, one ought to honor the working class woman who slaves to give her kids those material superfluities, play-station, etc. that society deems necessary for fun, for fun?
A mother’s unconditional love is so much more important for that child’s proper development than is the sitting in front of the boob tube, incessantly thumbing away at the control of some violent oriented video game. She is the hero deserving of one's esteem. Wouldn’t you agree that Jason Giambi would not shed a tear for you if you fell on hard times? Why care what he does? I don't get it.
on Apr 03, 2005
When Babe Ruth was asked if it bothered him that he was paid more than President Herbert Hoover, the Babe responded "I had a better year than he did."

Food for thought?
on Apr 03, 2005
Oh and on a serious note, the Yankees organization donated $1 million of tonight's proceeds to the Tsunami Relief Fund.
on Apr 04, 2005
I know I dont have a snowball's chance in hell, but I got to stick with my Mets!  I dont hate the Bosox (The Buckner Boot!), just dont care about them.
on Apr 04, 2005
I'm a Red Sox girl all the way--Larry, it seems we never agree on anything!