But first....a joke. Two men walk into a laundry owned by a Chinese family. The first man asks for his shirts, but is unable to provide the ticket that he received when he dropped them off. The laundry owner explains that without the ticket, there is no way to determine which shirts belong to the fellow. Upon exiting the store, the first man says to the second "Those damn Jews!" The second fellow responds "But that man was Chinese!" The first fellow replies "I know, those are the worst ...

But first....a joke. Two men walk into a laundry owned by a Chinese family. The first man asks for his shirts, but is unable to provide the ticket that he received when he dropped them off. The laundry owner explains that without the ticket, there is no way to determine which shirts belong to the fellow. Upon exiting the store, the first man says to the second "Those damn Jews!" The second fellow responds "But that man was Chinese!" The first fellow replies "I know, those are the worst ...

Today is the ninetieth anniversary of D.W. Griffith's movie "The Birth of a Nation," a controversial and racist film that celebrated the origin of the Klu Klux Klan in America. I only know one way to fight hatred and that is with humor. I hope that you get a chuckle. Today is a fitting day to begin "White History Month," a celebration of all things white. Classroom curricula should focus on traditional white music, like Lawrence Welk or anything with a polka sound to it. Teachers should ...

Today is the ninetieth anniversary of D.W. Griffith's movie "The Birth of a Nation," a controversial and racist film that celebrated the origin of the Klu Klux Klan in America. I only know one way to fight hatred and that is with humor. I hope that you get a chuckle. Today is a fitting day to begin "White History Month," a celebration of all things white. Classroom curricula should focus on traditional white music, like Lawrence Welk or anything with a polka sound to it. Teachers should ...

A. Chernopup, was on board an Aeroflot domestic flight from Moscow to the Siberian city of Nizhnevartovsk. (No, don't ask me to pronounce that. Just sneeze in the middle and it will sound right.) He noticed that the crew was somewhat intoxicated and not performing their duties. So he complained. He asked to be served by a competant and sober attendant. As I am sure that you will agree, such a request goes against the spirit of Russian aviation! At that point, two male crew members set upon...

A. Chernopup, was on board an Aeroflot domestic flight from Moscow to the Siberian city of Nizhnevartovsk. (No, don't ask me to pronounce that. Just sneeze in the middle and it will sound right.) He noticed that the crew was somewhat intoxicated and not performing their duties. So he complained. He asked to be served by a competant and sober attendant. As I am sure that you will agree, such a request goes against the spirit of Russian aviation! At that point, two male crew members set upon...

A. Chernopup, was on board an Aeroflot domestic flight from Moscow to the Siberian city of Nizhnevartovsk. (No, don't ask me to pronounce that. Just sneeze in the middle and it will sound right.) He noticed that the crew was somewhat intoxicated and not performing their duties. So he complained. He asked to be served by a competant and sober attendant. As I am sure that you will agree, such a request goes against the spirit of Russian aviation! At that point, two male crew members set upon...

A. Chernopup, was on board an Aeroflot domestic flight from Moscow to the Siberian city of Nizhnevartovsk. (No, don't ask me to pronounce that. Just sneeze in the middle and it will sound right.) He noticed that the crew was somewhat intoxicated and not performing their duties. So he complained. He asked to be served by a competant and sober attendant. As I am sure that you will agree, such a request goes against the spirit of Russian aviation! At that point, two male crew members set upon...

A while ago I posted a humorous (well, I always think that I am funny) article on WinCustomize entitled "Och, aye, Scotland." It was a tribute to my good friends in the skinning community - Hippy and Voodoo Freak. If you are not familiar with their works of art, get over to WinCustomize and check it out. Wait! Finish reading this first (I need the points!) Today, I learned that among other wonderful artists having their roots in Scotland is none other than Elvis Presley, the King. Don't be...

A while ago I posted a humorous (well, I always think that I am funny) article on WinCustomize entitled "Och, aye, Scotland." It was a tribute to my good friends in the skinning community - Hippy and Voodoo Freak. If you are not familiar with their works of art, get over to WinCustomize and check it out. Wait! Finish reading this first (I need the points!) Today, I learned that among other wonderful artists having their roots in Scotland is none other than Elvis Presley, the King. Don't be...